I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
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Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
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Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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