All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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