Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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