I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
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