plz talk dirty to me
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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