honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
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i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
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I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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