im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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