True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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