If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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