thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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