I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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