She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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