im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
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I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
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I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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