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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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