Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Randomize
