Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
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She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
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Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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