Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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