it hurts more in the daytime
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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