I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
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she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
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It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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