How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
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It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
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I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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