just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
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