So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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