that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Buhtt sex?
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
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He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
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He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Come on in and take your pants off
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