so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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