Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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