it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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