we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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