We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I currently don't understand fingers.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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