Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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