i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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