as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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