hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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