my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
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Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
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i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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