Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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