I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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