i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
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It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
porn star boner night. come get it.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
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Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Holy sore nipples Batman
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
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