We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
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