Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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