Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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