That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
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he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
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Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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