so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Randomize
