just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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