Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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