were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
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she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
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I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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