ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
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My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
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I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
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