Plan B is the new Plan A
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
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pop tarts are not kleenex
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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