The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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