Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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