More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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