let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
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Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
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O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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