How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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