I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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