Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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