Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
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I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
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I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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